Mek Lab - Mega-Warboss Chainsaw

Our favorite, hard-working Mek recieved a personal summons from the biggest ork he knows.  He's been gone for quite a while...  I hope nothing untoward has happened...

But fear not!  Here he comes now! Mek Gearsnik!

"Dat wuz a close un!  See, da boss heard dat lotz of ladz are thinkin' dat sum greenskin called Ghazghkull Thraka iz da hotniz.  Whalp!  He almost blew hiz top at da newz!  So he iz askin' me ta make him a new outfit - so de ladz will all KNOW who da biggest and baddest ork of dem all iz...  Or elze he will blow MY top off!  No time ta talk now!  Me haz ta get ta werk!"

Mega-Warboss Chainsaw

Much thought, planning, and bit collection has resulted in a Mega-Warboss mini worth of the name: Chainsaw!  Let's watch it happen, shall we?

Mek Lab - Modular Chemical Plant

For a short, glorious time Warboss Chainsaw was in possession of a synth-meat factory.  The tasty additives turned out to be wildly addictive to orkish biology and the huge ork is going crazy with his jones for Imperial Green Dye #14.

Since Chainsaw is killing nobz who ask him what the trouble is, they have come to none other than Mek Gearsnik to solve their problem:

"Huh.  Datz why I only eatz grotz dat I seen growd up around me lab.  Whalp!  I kan help ya ladz - fer a small fee of teef dat iz...  Open wide now!  ...  Dat wasn't so bad, woz it?  Now den: Seein' az how diz cravin' might be building up ovar time, I'll git ya one betta - a modula' chemical plant that we kan add productshan onta laterz.  Dat's brillant!  No - datz wot yer suppous'd ta say..."

Modular Chemical Plant

A big pile of trash and some orkish no-wotz will make this a propa factory that will be suitable fer any need!  The steps below are a bit contrived as the project actually happened in kind of a wild ork-y spasm, but whadayaexpect?

Mek Lab - Big Mek with Shokk Attack Gun

He's hard at work, trying to appease the insatiable appetite of Warboss Chainsaw - the hunger for more units to use in his WAAAGH!

Without further ado, let's turn the time over to Mek Gearsnik:

"The las' Big Mek dat borrowed me lab didna tighten' the kno'wots on hiz shokk attack gun.  Wood 'e listen to ol' Gearsnik?  Nah!  So he gotz hizself blowd up, o' courz.  Da dum sod!  Dis made Chainsaw mad 'nd we can't have dat.  Taday we're gonna build a proppa shokk attack gun and I suppoze we'll need to make a cybork Big Mek ta carry it 'round az well - I heard dat de last fella ate a hot rokkit fer breckfast.  Whal, dat iz no way ta live...  Get it?  Har-har-har!"

Big Mek with Shokk Attack Gun

See the amazing transformation of a few ork model bitz, some random junkyard scrap, and a whole lotta' crazy inventiveness into something alien and rude.  One of the most feared weapons that the ork horde can bring to bear: A Shokk Attack Gun wielding Big Mek!

Mek Lab - Custom Painboy

Mek Gearsnik is having some medical issues - something about a Deff Dread engine housing and an angry Warboss resulting in his skin being ripped off...  At any rate, he can't be with us at the moment, but his understudy is ready to take charge!

Please welcome his assistant, Mek Pounderpa!

"De orderz 're pilin' up faster dan a grot runz from a hungry nob.  Since dis lab needz Mek Gearsnik ta heal up faster, we gonna construkt a Painboy.  Dis completed Doc will staple Gearsnik's hide back onta hiz bones much betta dan me 'nd our grot crew 'ere have done.  I hope so anyway... 'cause hiz sreamin' 'nd beggin fer deff iz gettin' on me nerves."

Custom Painboy

How a few bits and spare parts are transformed into a grubby-looking painboy that will fix up your ladz right proper for just a few paltry teeth!

Mek Lab - Rocky Hills

One of Warboss Chainsawz fine ork technicians has agreed to share with us his secrets to building great-looking rocky hills.  As a part of this process, the scraps will be turned into fine, standalone rocky bitz as well.

Without further ado, please welcome Mek Gearsnik!

"Right.  First off, don't blame me if yer kreationz don't look like mine.  It wouldna be proppa if dey did, anyhow.  Next you'll need yer own grot crew fer 'ard labour, test pilotin', crash-test-dummiez, 'nd de like.  Lastwise, letz look at yer tools and gubbinz.  Afta' all dat, mebbe you'll be ready ta build sumfin' in me lab.  Mebbe you like ta try me New 'nd Improofed Bulletproof Vest later, eh?  ...  Why ya lookin' at me like dat?"

Rocky Hills

Follow these easy step-by-step instructions to learn how to build your own great terrain pieces!  Sure to please any warrior who wants to hold the high ground!